SCALE MODEL CAR.
THIS CAR WAS FOR SALE ON EBAY.
IT SOLD!
CHECK BACK FOR MORE 1/25TH SCALE
TURDS!!!
CHECK OUT THOSE LOWERING
BLOCKS AND SPACERS ON THE
HOOD AND TRUNK. OR MAYBE THE
HUBCAP AND LOUVER ON THE SIDE.
" MAKE SURE TO USE ALL THE
PARTS SON "

OH GO AHEAD, ENLARGE THE
PICTURE,OH WHAT THE HELL
SUPERSIZE IT, I KNOW YOU WANT
TO.
THIS IS A
CORVAIR???????????????
?????????
MA!!! CAN I HAVE THE
REST OF THAT FROSTING?
I HAVE A MODEL TO PAINT.
OH, ALSO DO YOU NEED
THAT LIPSTICK, IT WOULD
GO GOOD ON THE
WHEELS!!
A TURD? YOU DECIDE.
THE 1958 FORD
SUNLINER, ORIGINAL
ISSUE AMT CIRCA 1958
CURRENT COLLECTOR
VALUE 350.00 VALUE
OF THIS ONE
PICTURED, 3.5 CENTS.

BUILT AND CUSTOMIZED BY GEORGE
EMBARASS OF POOPONALOG ANYWHERE
USA.
THIS CAR HAD THE FRONT GRILL AND
REAR TAILIGHT AREA FILLED IN AND
MASSAGED WITH TOXIC SLUDGE. THE
FRONT TREATMENT UTILIZES THE
CYCLOPS HUBCAP LIGHT ON ONE SIDE,
ADDING A VERY UNIQUE APPEARANCE.
THE REAR TAILLIGHT AREA IS DONE IN
THE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA  WHERE TO
PUT THESE LOOK.  THE CAR WAS THEN
LOVINGLY PAINTED WITH BLUE SLIME
PIPE COMPOUND USING A NUMBER 4
PAIR OF PANTIES. THE INTERIOR IS DONE
IN MONKEY WARDS GOLD, WITH NO
ATTENTION WHATSOEVER TO ANYTHING.
HERE! GET REAL
CLOSE TO YOUR
SCREEN. YOU CAN
ACTUALLY SMELL THIS
TURD!
CLICK TO ENLARGE